PLEASE STAND BY VERY IMPATIENTLY.

THROUGH THE NEXT LENGTHY BARRAGE OF NOT IMPORTANT STUFF.

I WILL BE USING LOTS OF FANCY SOFTWARE MONEY, TO CRAFT MY SWAN'S SONG.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON HOMOSUCK. FOR THE THRILLING AND ARTISICALLY UNBELIEVABLE CONCLUSION. OF HOMOSUCK.

> [S] BYE FOREVER, ALMOST.