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06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"




RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 14 September 2017 by Andrew

ANNOUNCEMENT ONE

Hiveswap has been released. You should go play it!



Huge thanks to the entire What Pumpkin Games team for all their hard work on this project. Everyone involved has much to be proud of. Personally, I think the game is VERY GOOD! Really, better than I imagined it would be when scribbling notes for it years ago. Credit is owed to the fans for their patience while the necessary time was taken to build a studio capable of making a game like this. And above all, credit is owed to the great team that brought it to life. If you happen to spot any contributors out in the wild, on social media or such, I hope you will extend your appreciation for what they have accomplished.

ANNOUNCEMENT TWO

What Pumpkin and Homestuck are partnering with Viz Media to work on a lot of cool stuff together in the future. This will include projects based on both the Homestuck and Hiveswap worlds. The possibilities are wide open, but here are a couple examples of things we know we're going to work on already...

Viz will begin releasing the Homestuck books again, starting next year. These will be nice new hardcover editions, and the plan is to just keep turning out volumes until the entire story is in print. Each volume will be full of my Secret Notes just like the previous ones were. Viz will also be involved in the release of the mysterious epilogue project I alluded to a while ago. Details on format, release date, etc, will remain undisclosed until further notice, but you can expect more information about that to surface next year too. I wanted to do something a little unusual for it, something existing outside the confines of the web story. Working with Viz struck me as good opportunity for this.

Aside from that, anything can happen. Take a look at the sorts of things Viz has already published or produced. These are all examples of things on the table for future consideration for either Homestuck or Hiveswap. I've got plenty of ideas, and so do they. Maybe you do too??



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